Thanksgiving Joke

There was a man that stole a turkey. The man went to a priest and said "Oh priest, please help me!" the priest replied "Well what can I do to help?" the man then said "Take this turkey that I stole and it will take my sin away." the priest then said "I can not take the turkey the only way to take your sin away is to return the turkey to the person you stole it from." the man replied "Well I tried to but he wouldnt take it back." the priest said "Well if they wouldn't take it back then I guess you are free to keep it and your sin is gone ." So the man went home with the turkey. When the priest got home he discovered that his turkey had been stolen.